Hi, I'm Jordan. 20. British.
How the signs are feeling
Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra
Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio
Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
(via lovetheseaforthestorms-deactiva)
literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
(via 1cherish-you)
Please don’t stop telling your partner please, thank you, or excuse me. No matter how long ya been together. Always be gentle and respectful
(via rizzoli-on-isles)
Josephine: While you’re at the Winter Palace, you must conduct yourself with consideration and civility. Everyone’s eyes will be on you. They will look and judge every mistake, every flaw, and every misstep. I cannot possibly stress the importance of how normal you must act.
Inquisitor: Okay.
Inquisitor:
(via sappharah)
incorrectpersonofinterestquotes:
Shaw: *accidentally brushes Root’s hand with her own*
Root: *aggressively holds Shaw’s hand* Fucking commit to it.
(via emilysblackturtleneck-deactivat)
it’s 2018 it’s time for y’all to learn that kryptonite is lethal poison and being someone’s kryptonite is the exact opposite of a romantic statement
(via bigmammallama5)
FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!
OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!
(via bigmammallama5)
rosa diaz is the natasha romanoff we deserved
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS
(via plastic-pipes)